Lyrics to the dating game
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!
C#2: Tell her that she's fat, YEAH that'll work even better!
First time I saw you was High School, like and angel you were so damn beautiful, Just wanna ask you out, its all I ever dream about wanna ask if you mind if I wasn't so shy, wasn't so shy.
But I waited too long and you have a boyfriend, and I wish I could go back and have a second chance, but I waited too long and you found your self a man, now I'm left only to dream, of holding your- holding your hand Wish I had another chance, a chance to make things right dont know what I want by my side, when I talk my words, just hide dont know why i get so nervous and tied, nervous and tied But I waited too long and you have a boyfriend, and I wish I could go back and have a second chance, but I waited too long and you found your self a man, now I'm left only to dream, of holding your hand.
(applause and laughter) Host: Well it sounds like Contestant number two is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon. Sharon lets have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your Neden.
Sharon: OK, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? C#1: OK, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are. I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in the crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Let's meet contestant number one He's a schizophrenic, serial killer clown Who says, woman love his sexy smile Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?