Jokes about old men dating younger women
" "I go in at well past 9 oclock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar.
When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. " I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, Ill be looking for the remote, but I wont remember that its on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first Ill water the flowers.
And sure enough, there's Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.