Funny quotes about dating women
Doug Coupland Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Rita Rudner I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
Sometimes being stupid and falling in love can make all the difference in your life.
These funny dating quotes are for most everyone – whether you are going to your first date or have been through several relationships.
Unknown I was on a date with this really hot model. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me — I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave.
Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.
Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny Mc Carthy I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. Gracie Hart Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
You don’t always have to be wise to get the best in life.Unknown If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.